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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:10
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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No go.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors